Andy Hobin – Your Dad Communes with God’s Creatures: Five Episodes

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Matthew Burnside – Cosmonauts/Nots/Knots

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Laura Usselman – How to Replace Sex with Cooking and Columbo

Laura Usselman How to Replace Sex with Cooking and Columbo Begin by poring through your cookbooks, marking recipes you’ve never made before, ones that take a lot of chopping and sautéing and have long cooking times. Soups are best. Make a list more than a page long and go to the store late at night, […]

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Heath Wilcock – Lloyd and Joy: A Scientist’s Explanation

Heath Wilcock Lloyd and Joy: A Scientist’s Explanation Lloyd and Joy didn’t have the common problems of their counterparts in Neanderthal Companionship Counseling, such as: miscommunication, overly aggressive behavior, and depression due to questioning the purpose of existence. Lloyd and Joy’s problem was their difference in size. The average male and female Neanderthals were about […]

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Beatrice Mora – Fifty Shades of Grey

Beatrice Mora Fifty Shades of Grey We runquietly. I raise my eyebrowsout loud.He tilts into astrange deep.I tear awayfingers forward.He soundsout the rain. Webet onevery narrow threat. Weshake grace to thesnap. Beatrice Adela Mora graduated from Sarah Lawrence this winter with a BA in Liberal Arts. Originally from Orange County, California, she studied Theater, Poetry, […]

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Christine Stroud – You Called the Night It Snowed in April

Christine Stroud You Called the Night It Snowed in April You called the night it snowed in April.I squeezed out of the dinner party,slumped behind the wheelof Molly’s car and listened. Harshly, you squeezed the dinner partyfrom my mind. Delicate white flakes fellon Molly’s car and glistened. Harshly,the wind blew the idea of warmth and […]

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Ron Salutsky – In Praise of Kool Filter Kings

Ron Salutsky In Praise of Kool Filter Kings If the sea had skinyou could roll it up over Florida like a condom, prevent what you onlyin the comfort of others’ mishaps call the spread of Florida. And what’s so wrongwith Florida, then? There’s none more existential crisis than 6:30 pm in Florida,and you need not […]

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Cara Stoddard – To a Player Piano, Grand Rapids, MI, 2010

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